I bet I have the same table!

Why would you start crying about that?

You realize job creation last year was at its lowest point in 5 years, right!

No. California is saying they’re not going to enforce federal law. You know, kinda like what it says in the constitution.

PUPPETS GO LAST

To be fair, it’s all you needed in the old GOP world as well.

Arugula!

Conservatives are more upset about these walkouts then they were about the shooting. And it’s not even close. The amount of sad, whiney, pathetic crying I’ve heard from ammosexuals about these walkouts is enough to fill the great lakes.

The Roof! The Roof! The Roof is on fire!

In other words, they’re entitled douches.

However, government has no problem paying corporations to buy refreshments for meetings held at their offices! Makes total sense!

That’s fucking brilliant!

The best part of this is that pro-abstinence policies have led kids to start having more anal sex, because that way they’re still “virgins”. Pretty sure that was in the bible, too.

 Oh, you know those “family values” types will hate this.

 My wife’s 80 year old grandma, northern Wisconsin born and raised,  never once voted in her life. During walkers last re election, she registered to vote specifically to vote against him. That story always warms the frozen cockles of my heart. The sub-cockles, even.

Idaho? No, U-da-ho!

You’re referring, of course, to the effective tax rate. I’ve been told repeatedly by trump’s genius supporters that comparing tax rates that people actually pay, rather than the statutory rate that no one pays, is cheating, because.

 Wait, trillion dollar deficits are a good thing now?

Lower costs? Lol!

So give corporations and the rich another windfall? Sure, sounds great.