Not to be that guy, but that book was acutually written by the doughy pantload himself - Jonah Goldberg.

Sure, the particular function of killing people.

Guns aren’t tools. They’re weapons. Tools aren’t used to kill. Weapons are.

The gin fumes were the only thing holding the rodents at bay!

... and his limo just takes off without him!

Thank you! I’m obviously by no means a constitutional scholar, but I knew those rulings were out there somewhere.

 Hey now, I know junkies that are far more truthful than these pieces of shit.

I thought the most important thing our government does is protect our rights? Kinda like it says in the constitution? Where does it say anything about safety?

Holy shit this picture is hilarious. Thank god I have my own office.

Why?

 Shorter cliff notes version: fuck Rubio.

I don’t disagree, but in America, that shit can be traced directly to 9/11.

9/11/2001

Uh.... no. It does nothing of the sort.

 Voting rights? Motherfucker needs to be in prison.

Omg, I’m in an internet slap fight with an idiot trump douche that can’t understand that 2013, when the warrant was obtained, came before 2016, when the dossier was created.

Ales in the sense that they’re gleefully anticipating their slaughter, so....

Wasn’t it fat fuck rush limbaugh, of drug addiction fame, that called one of the daughters gutter trash, or something to that effect?