Who else will look out for me, the mediocre white man?

It’s very simple: the republican party of today is focused on hurting people, not helping them. Especially the non-rich.

 I’m sure all that SOROS cash should take care of things.

 Cannot wait to kick that mother fuckers ass out of office in 2 years.

Juicearoo! I totally left that shit in 2017. thanks for the reminder!

So couldn’t he just build those relationships in DC so we don’t have to shell out $100 million a year for something he said he wasn’t going to do in the first place?

 Just shut up and get me a bloomin’ onion you idiot!

I love it. Just a few short days ago every moron on the right was spewing this talking point. Now they’re all too shameless to admit they’ve been had. Again.

 So he was head of the office of information and privacy when the bush administration lost 22 million emails?

Wait, people are supposed to feel sorry for a married guy that picked up a prostitute?

 Yes, adding 1000 pages to a bill makes it simplified. Especially when you use all caps. Can you file on a post card yet?

 Units of 10 are for socialists, you commie.

 Yea, Elizabeth Warren wouldn’t pick up a prostitute on meth in the first place.

 This post so very succinctly wraps up 2017. Thanks!

From what I understand that term originated at gin and tacos.

 This! Thursday night football is garbage, and MNF sucks since it moved to ESPN.

Nah.

Too bad Hitler wasn’t from Texas, sounds like this paper would have nominated him as well.

The bank will figure it out, so no.