500-year events have a 0.002% chance of occurrence, not 0.2%. That’s a 50 year event.

“increased mortality rates, lung cancer, kidney disease, and birth defects”

Glad to be of assistance!

 Ha! I actually remember that.

 damn. I’ve known I’m a terrible person for a while, but me laughing at that joke sealed the deal.

Yaaaaaaaaas!

You give them too much credit.

 peak wingnut was a lie.

 they’re going to try (and fail, natch) tearing down some Lincoln monuments.

HOW DARE THEY DESTROY IRAQ’S HERITAGE!!!!

Mark my words... whoever comes after trump will be worse.

So is there a lawsuit in the works here? I sure as hell hope so.

No worries!

Uhh.. at the risk of looking stupid, what is TAL?

The nice thing about being a “writer” at breitbart is knowing that you can write anything and your readers will believe it. Literally anything, because they’re too fucking stupid to actually use critical thought.

Here’s a thing: if you’re using a slice of cheese, you need to tear the slice into bits, and pile it on top of the burger. Otherwise the slice melts down over the sides of the patty.

I only skimmed the replies, so sorry if I repeat... go for a pure sativa. Sativa makes you energized and happy, whereas indica makes you relaxed and sleepy.

There’s actually a term for it: trumps razor. The stupidest explanation is usually the correct one.

 well, since you don’t have much of an argument to begin with, i don’t really need to. Ffs, US is the only developed country in the world with no mandatory paid time off. Somehow, that equates to 9 months in your mind.

Newsflash, breaking news: women don’t take 9 months off for pregnancy.