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Local jihadist throws rock.

My dream last night was about my high school music teacher.

A wipe. It’s called a wipe of assholes.

Local Jihadist sounds like something out of the onion.

Glass half full, bruh. Glass half full.

Don’t worry, CNN is drafting up a new contract for him as we speak.

This is devastating.

They stream telluride every year from the KOTO website. Not sure about video though.

Never been, but it’ll be my 16th straight rockygrass this year. When I see people talking about shitty fests, I just have to shake my head at them.

Del Yeah!

No idea, but that’s how bad of a player he is!

Trump is like a poker player that goes all in after the first 2 cards, then folds before the flop.

What are the chances this thing’s ever been washed?

Thanks! I’m still in the greys, trying so, so hard to get out!

What? He’s obviously a hufflepuff.

Trump is listed at 6', 3" tall, which must make Jesus about 7' tall according to that picture. Dude could dunk!

Happy days are here again!

I love how the morans at drudge are breaking out the champagne over the fact that trump is at 50% in a Rasmussen poll. The fact that he’s only at 50 for ras means he’s probably sub-40%.