I was annoyed because I had to cut my workout by 5 minutes to make it to the march, but pleased I got plenty of exercise at the rally. Win-win!  

Respectfully, i believe she was incorrect in this instance. Speaking from a purely legal standpoint, of course.

Here in Denver my fave was “freedom isn’t pee”.

Your victimhood complex is really something to behold.

OBligatory if you haven’t seen it yet, this mashup of country songs is really unbelievable.

For me, it’s been like “gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhfuuuuuuuuuuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk”.

They are showing more spine than expected, but I’ll be surprised if any of the nominees don’t get approved.

He’s my senator, I’ll criticize him as I please, thank you.

Let’s not get too excited....Bennett voted against the bill to import drugs from CAnada.

Don’t worry, once it gets bad enough I’m sure Sheldon adleson will start dumping cash into it.

He figured out the different bounce you get on different wood, or if the quarterbacks girlfriend was knocked up. ...

Honestly, i think this comment fits to a lot of stories.

How many government contracts have you worked on?

Nice. I lost about 30 last year and am shooting for 30 this year. It would be easier if I laid off the IPA and tacos, but a guy’s gotta live.

Des Moines is nice.

Happiest baby on the block did wonders for us. It was a crazy turnaround in like a week!

“I dare say, good sir, that my sporting club bested yours today!”

Exactly what I came here to say. Small gubmint, my ass.

Don’t get me started!

Thank fucking god. Who in the hell thought it was a good idea to have berman at the freaking Master’s? I can’t watch the coverage because of him.