Pretty sure your sarcasm detector is broken.

You’re very stupid, aren’t you?

Also, those people are white.

White people, huh? What are you gonna do? Shrugs.

Who called for the murder of cops and white people? Must have missed it.

It’s just a really big taint down there, like a Ken doll.

A lot of that has to do with the voter turnout models they are using. I saw it one poll that used the 2004 electorate has a model. That is ridiculous.

What Clinton scandals have been buried?

I think this is right. The genie is out of the bottle. After people have seen Trump success with blatant bigotry and racism, they will repeat it next time around.

Multiple polls this week have her up by 6 or more.

I was so ridiculously high in mine, I’ m surprised the border agents even recognize me sober.

I’m offering 2-1 odds on the cubs beating the bears at football.

Don’t forget shopping! Go buy useless crap made in China or the terrorists win.

Depends if they’re giving him money or not.

Muslims bad is about the only one I can think of.

Nice.

Look at the pleats in those khakis. What a jabroni. Only douches wear pleats. Where is hillarys attack team on this?

Careful! You’re trying so hard to save face, you just fell on yours. Ouch!