That’s a flask.

Those are dangerous because of the angle. Cross them at 90* and it’s merely annoying.

I can’t wait for the MILLENNIALS ARE KILLING think pieces when Harley goes under for being...you know...terrible.

H30

Sounds like it shoots some mist in the air and uses the water droplets to display a momentary hologram???!?!?!?

Jeez, when the fucking Vatican condemns you for being anti-science, you know you fucked up!

I used to ascribe to the “if it’s too loud, you’re too old”, until I went to work as an engineer. Ever since then I rarely turn the music up much, and never to the point just before distortion.

I have a feeling that Nestle is going to be all over this.

well, i guess the only thing left to do now is to pollute the shit out of them!

Shorter version: Buy United stock. It’ll go back up. There’s just not enough competition to have any real impact and the outrage will get refocused elsewhere soon enough, sadly.

I like how he went from Rico to the opposite end of the spectrum and threw out Rikki Rockett (the drummer from Poison).

Is he anyone’s uncle? I guess there is life after football

Nice April Fool’s Joke, Jalopnik.

I’ve heard it described as “the closest thing men will ever experience to p-in-v intercourse.” Of course, that description was from a man.

I can only orgasm aurally.

Eargasms are underrated.

As somebody who has experienced both, I can say they are comparable.

This is the one right response.

Now THAT’S some science.

Now which company is going to tackle how routers slow down and get flaky with age? I don’t mean they become obsolete, I mean how every... single... one... regardless of cost, manufacturer or technology, gets to a point in its life where it just starts acting stupid. Things get slow and a restart fixes the issue for a…