I saw chemtrails with my own two eyes at the USGP two years ago. Every time one of the cars passed by on the back straight, it would release a trail of lizard-based-make-you-gay-gas. Needless to say, it’s the one time I wore my mask.

The best (and most recent in terms of reliability:fuel economy) example of tech trickle-down in motorsport is the LeMans 24 hours. That said, who among us has watched it in its entirety? The highlight reel works for me - though nothing beats drinking in the infield all night with a bunch or rowdy gearheads. There…

One hour out from JFK en route to LHR - a handwritten note in the lavatory claiming that there was bomb on board.

Monaco, 1997 because Schumi schooled the field (even with a spin in Sainte Devote), and also because I was there to see it in person.  

There’s something joyous of driving at the speed limit and sounding like you’re doing 200 MPH in an old F1 car around town.                                                              You are a maniac. 

I would think that for this father, it’s more of an embarrassment to be hidden than something to embrace. I have a nephew who is on the spectrum, and he’s the most special and person I know. I’m not saying that I would wish this upon anyone, but the kid I know has a gift - he definitely struggles in some areas of life…

He’s always had difficulty accepting Barron as his son because of the Autism thing,

OMG the English were right all along!

That this is happening during the social media summit is just perfect. 

Arnold shares his deepest feelings is still one of the funniest things to ever appear on the internet. 

I live in an apartment building. Physically checking the weather would mean calling for the elevator, riding it down, and walking thru the lobby to the street outside, then back up the apartment. - in case you are not familiar with how that would work... sorry but I’m just trying to save you the trouble of having to…

My Alexa lives in our entry vestibule, and comes in handy for a quick weather check before deciding on a heavy coat, gloves + hat, etc. I’ve posted in these forums in the past that the device is useless for listening to music (over any number of connected devices as well as its internal speaker) because at louder…

I have something in my eye.

It’s also worth noting this review from Stereophile: https://www.stereophile.com/cdplayers/708play/index.html

Yeah why is mail still a thing.

DO THIS ON MARS PLEASE

Oh man. I’ve been saying Bose Blows for years, and this never dawned on me. It’s a winner.

Bose blows. 

I’m still not over the dildo in Kim’s holster