Listen, I was 9 when the Tim Burton Batman came out too, but I try not to let it back me into bonkers takes like “Jack Nicolson was a better Joker than Heath Ledger.”

It’s safe to say that TMZ has done more for domestic violence victims than the NFL.

Hey Mike, I really suggest you take a look at the PC version and the changes they made. Being someone who has played the PC version since launch, they have royally boinked the game up and refuse to listen to the player base. Just check the forums and Reddit to see what I mean.

Just all boycott the game already to show them we DON’T want a multiplayer online Fallout, especially one that is clobbered together using this 6 years old engine

You did not use that phrase (which is an exaggeration).

Nathan Peterman sucked in college, it still blows my mind he has a job in the NFL.

I mean, if you can’t eat two of the main ingredients of something... maybe that thing isn’t for you?

I stopped reading at Vegan Taco Truck.

Seagulls are basically flying rats, kicking them might be unkind but it’s really hard to take the bird’s side here.

This is why people hate soccer.

Exactly. And if XXXTiddledick was actually truly changing and trying to change. Like so many of you stans in the greys were so concerned about. That girl would not have had to get on go fund me to pay for her eye surgery. He would take that money and pay for it. And pay for her housing and therapy, education and what…

I’m not racist. I have white friends. Namaste!

The flops sucked. Maybe you should make better movies, instead of blaming people for telling the world how many of your movies sucked?

Judge Randy Stoker should be bombarded with actual mail to his home address, since, ya know — he hates the Internet and thinks it’s a good excuse for rape. But since I’m not privy his home address, he can be reached here:

Dear SACSCOC,

Please review the attached 73 page letter. We will pass jurisdiction over you and recommend you remove the accreditation of the University of North Carolina as there is a lack of institutional control over their degree programs.

Sincerely,

The NCAA