And if you’d like to gently cruise around the roads of southern New South Wales in an A6 sedan, your wishes have been granted. It’s rather relaxing following the territory, including a segment of bushfire affected land, and then eventually winding up in the city of Sydney.

If you’d like to watch the world’s longest passenger train cross Australia for three hours this weekend...

Uh, the Prelude and Accord were inoffensive to look at, in the same way as this is. If it wasn’t for the bumper treatment this would be the Platonic ideal of a SUV.

It may be: “We’re having a hackathon to invent time travel so we can go back 5 years and hire a CEO who knows what he’s doing.”

The Panamera Cross Turismo E-Hybrid is an excellent option. I’d suggest the Taycan Cross Turismo, but it’s not out until summer and I suspect our man in Cleveland would like to drive his vehicle before then.

Dad had a 68 Cortina. It was a fun little thing to drive around in.

You mean they’re not going to Moscow or New Delhi.

Raph seems to hate a lot of things.

Or because it simply isn’t worth the effort, time, and money to deal with these? A mirror is a few hundred to replace. Likewise a broken window. Eggs just mean extra cleaning.

I don’t love it either.

As a man (just male), I’m disgusted by these pointless and often harmful events. The forest fires were among the worst consequences.

It’s an appliance. You don’t complain that your fridge looks boring, or that your toaster has no funky design features.

Others are saying Porsche, and I agree with them. But not the Panamera: a Taycan 4S. Four doors, four wheel drive, four seats, incredible acceleration, Porsche quality, wonderfully practical as a daily driver with its efficiency, and the chance to be part of the future without joining the Cult of Elon. Plus, you’ll…

They charged too much for it and killed their golden goose.

David Tracy: Let it rust out.

Apropos of nothing, my favorite traffic light song.

Do not ride a bicycle while drinking a beer. It does not end well.

Ah, the airport made famous by Die Hard.

I grew up watching this series, and it’s become very bland. But having a non-existent “Holden” race this year has really taken it to another level of inanity. It won’t be missed.

Thing is, I actually like slideshows, if they’re full-screen high quality content. This ain’t it.