I never knew I wanted this to happen until it happened.

Hands down, better than Penny Arcade!

When are you going to stop showing penny arcade? It stopped being funny years ago

She’s an asshole.

You also failed to mention my son scoring his first basket in his basketball league.

Are you kidding me.

It was a bloodier time, brother against brother, sister against sister. For, you could trust no one and the nights were long and the days longer. The streets ran thick with Canola oil, the air heavy with the scent of white cheddar flavoring....

Met the Mast brothers at a party. Nice enough guys, but it was a birthday party and their “present” was like, 20 bars of their own chocolate. Some of us opened a bunch and shared them....never seen so many polite “mmmm...so good” grimaces. I’m not sure that adding pepper to chocolate justifies a $12 price tag.

What fucking logic is that?!? That dog deserves vengeance!

Because all three suddenly “up and dying” at once in the like 7 hour period you were at school, with no warning signs, is suspect as fuck?

Kumail’s tweet is gold. I actually did ‘laugh out loud’. Because his arrest was pretty much the best thing that happened to anybody yesterday.

Eh. They were driving around my neighborhood on meth, with a loaded gun in the car, following a UPS driver, stealing packages off people’s doorsteps. So, I feel some pity, but also some fear of them. I think it’s more a portrait of drug use than general poverty (which I know, at times have correlation).

So what was the Squadron’s justification for murdering an entire city? So they could make Namor feel bad for all of 20 seconds before killing him? Am I missing how that doesn’t make them some of the most effective and dangerous supervillains in the MU right now?

I’m also confused: Nighthawk looks like the Supreme Power…

You know that’s not true. At least admit what you’re doing. That’s some true bullshit to be all “No, what?!?!?! We’re not being mean at ALL.” Be fucking honest about your cruelty at least.

Yea what the fuck is that 500 days thing. Does anyone ever click on that? I looked at it once was incredibly bored and couldn't believe it kept coming back up again and again and again.

Hell yeah I'm going to be sanctimonious, Denton killed Kitchenette but kept this 500 Days of Kristin bullshit. Fuck that.

Sorry, who’s sanctimonious?!

That series was Gawker at its most petty and annoying. Now that they are revamping the site away from politics, it should definitely go.

I notice the 500 Days watch seems to have disappeared.