Oberlin?

It could have been worse.

Fourthed! Maybe the horsie is an East Coast thing, and folks in other parts of the country get a different (lesser) version of the game?

We can put a man on the moon, but we haven't yet bred corgi-sized versions of these for use as city pets? C'mon, science, get going!

Oh my god, just when I thought I was all raged out about this. ARGH.

This is the same city that had that ludicrous obscenity trial for the Mapplethorpe exhibit? Times really are a'changing.

That second sentence: within 24 hours, there will be at least one drawing of that on DeviantArt.

Yes, this, exactly. I cringed during the 'One Day More' section of the trailer when everyone else was nailing it and he seemed to be phoning it in. Some singers can sing while looking constipated, but I don't think he's one of them.

THIS. (Of course, I also think that the Westboro Baptists are a group of athiest performance artists).

In my dating experience, I've found that nothing shuts down a bad first date like "I drank a placenta raw in smoothies. Hey, is it kissing time already?" YMMV.

Yes, this.

My first thought is that this is going to be like 'The Mole: The Larp', with one of the participants secretly the werewolf (or one of them), spending their time deactivating the traps and trying to sabotage/turn/kill the group at every turn.

I'm calling it now: Leo's dead by the end of the first season.

I realize this is probably very naive, but isn't lying a sin? Even if the nun who wrote the script is just batshit insane, at some point in this process someone had to see this, recognize how full of bullshit it was....and then approve it anyhow.