And I'll be watching it in Double IMAX at Moonbase Alpha's multiplex with my Moon Wife and our Moon Children and, like, 20 clones of Sam Rockwell.

No mention of Mylo's version of the Beastie Boys' "So What'cha Want" with Swedish Chef, Animal, and Beaker? Do Your Damn Job, Internet.

I'd be remiss if I didn't link to the Hood Internet mash-up of this with St. Vincent.

I was the co-editor of my college's satirical newspaper when Pope John Paul II and Hedberg died. I remember that we made the front page article something along the lines of "Masses Gather at the Vatican to Pay Respects to Mitch Hedberg". I feel like the article itself had a fair number of Hedberg and Hedberg-esque…

Having fun watching a movie?

"Hey wait a minute! This movie is making me accept conditions that exist outside of real life! I MUST COMPLAIN TO EVERYONE."

"Nothing Can Change This Love" is transcendent on that album.

"Critics want to mention that they miss when hip hop was rappin’
Motherfucker if you did, then Killer Mike'd be platinum."

"Iron Galaxy" is a song by Cannibal Ox from their album The Cold Vein.

Kanpai!

Ha ha ha! BODY IN A WOODCHIPPER!

Listen to The Roots' Undun. It's got the same "exposed nerve" vibe.

To Pimp a Butterfly:Kendrick Lamar::Black Saint and the Sinner Lady:Charles Mingus

…There's a reason for the repetition. Listen to the whole album.

Yeah, Ice. He's a comedian. SVU is a police procedural. You're gonna have to get used to that.

I knew which commercial it was before clicking the link. The game board is the stuff of wonders.

Lucy Liu is currently playing Dr. Watson on Elementary.

Fuck it; have Roger Deakins do the cinematography, Kevin O'Connell do the sound mixing, and have one of Leo's personalities be Peter O'Toole. The blatant middle finger to the Academy will stroke their egos enough to get someone an Oscar.

Fun Fact: 'Tome-Wan' is the only episode of Hannibal I haven't seen all the way through, mostly because I stood up from the couch because I felt queasy…then proceeded to faint and collapse right on to the coffee table and the girlfriend's laptop.

You seemed to have missed a runner-up in the "R" section.