What it tellsch me is that gooesh-schtepping morons like yourschelf schould try watching videos instead of BURNING them.

Incorrect, but only because Temple of Doom contains the biggest "Fuck Yeah!" moment of the entire franchise:

Ft. Lauderdale? That's amateur hour. True Florida Mom collectors know the money is in the Clearwater variant.

This comment is improved 100-fold reading that in Homestar Runner's voice. Hooray for the avatar/comment synergy!

I would spent more money than I can afford on a film with Hafþór Björnsson as Jesus.

Yes, but I occasionally leak coolant at an alarming rate.

MCCLOUD.

Hey lady! I need a yank!

The CaliCold Vein. I'm almost 100% positive that Vast Aire and Vordul Mega aren't doing anything at the moment.

EDIT: As long as it slots in somewhere around Colonel Sun or Devil May Care, I'll be happy.

See: Biographies of Ian Fleming, Christopher Lee.

The Guy Who Loved Me Awkwardly In The Backseat of His Caretaker's Top-Level Luxury Sedan That He Was Only Allowed To Drive For Homecoming And Prom And Maybe A Birthday Or Two.

Is this news? They already had Carl Catsell as their scorekeeper for years and years.

"What happened to you?"

THE BEAT IS GROUNDED.

I AM A BANANA

Oh boy, how I've missed you.

Yup! It's in "B-Boy Bouillabaisse". Good ear!

Sounds like Lamar is doubling-down after getting (inexplicably) shut out of the Grammys.

You have an opinion, and you think other people care! That's adorable.