You are a very silly commenter and I'm not going to interview you.

I did it mostly for the thought of Cumberbatch forever playing the rebooted roles of Montalban no matter how hilariously mis-cast he'd be, not because of any sort of preference for him. Sorry I make you froth at the mouth, bro.

You Only Live Twice might be my least-favorite of Connery's films*, because it's first-half is in the vein of a great Bond film and the second-half is a overtly-racist hodgepodge of action set pieces. So much promise quashed so resolutely by so many bad plotting decisions. Ugh.

I was always under the opinion that Brosnan and Moore would've been better Bonds if they would've been more light-hearted and threatening, respectively. The moments in Moore's films where he gets dark (straight-up murdering Sandor in TSWLM and Locque in FYEO in cold-blooded ways, for example) makes him a much more…