While he’s doing it in Free Solo they point out that he’s smiling and someone says Alex is having the best day of his life.

Free Solo was a movie that made my palms sweat.

So he couldn’t do it on a rainy night in Stoke?

Saw a tweet last week that said Di Maria had taken Robben’s place as the most underappreciated player in soccer and I agree totally. 

Apropos of nothing, my wife just eliminated onions and garlic from her diet and I want to die.

GASP, 6 years ago? I wonder why this would be news now. Oh wait..

He didn’t immediately shoot the black guy?

You mean, kind of like how he does in the very first fucking sentence of the second paragraph? Maybe read the article before being an obnoxious ass.

You should learn to read.

Ujiri: Mr. DA do you like Imagine Dragons

“does not reflect who I am or my values”

That was his vetted apology, his draft apology was recently leaked:

And lots of men got triggered and pissed off when the Gillette commercial aired featured the whole “Be a better man” campaign, when actions like this prove the commercial’s point even further.

‘loving and committed husband and father...’. I’m sure his wife is just fucking thrilled to hear that mentioned. 

Leave it to baseball to finally get some buzz into a postseason only to torpedo it before Game 1. 

I think that’s a lesson coming out of a lot of these stories recently: You can be really, really smart in one area and still be a fucking moron in the general sense. Examples: Tom Brady, Ben Carson, the Astros organization apparently. 

Especially when you consider they gave $300k to a anti-domestic abuse cause and $6.5 million to a pro-domestic abuse cause.

$300k is zero money, coming from a professional sports team.

What’s the one thing that could make this bad situation worse? That’s right, an “I’m sorry if you were offended” apology. Check mark that.

“and a loving and committed husband and father”