One of the things that’s super troubling about this is Maven basically saying, “the entrepreneurs get to post on Maven digital platforms” which is really fancy for “you’ll get exposure.” But, the whole myth of “exposure” is you do it long enough to catch the eye of a top level company in your industry LIKE Sports…

to be fair, 5am is when you have to leave to get to Ashburn by start of business

Australia is a hoax.

It involves the pedaling of the legs. Not to be confused with:

Their offense was almost non-existent, Sarri ball was sorry. Just joy less football. At least the EuroCup put them in CL, but it was painful to watch. I think their opening weekend 4-0 loss had more forward movement.

Hah!  I made this exact same silly joke elsewhere.  Chelsea looking pretty good for not having any players come in except for Pulisic who can’t even get a sniff of playing time even so.

I thought you were supposed to be covering sports, not covering journalism. Is there some way that I, the average reader, could register my displeasure at this non-sports content to your manager? It has turned me off the idea of clicking to find out about the new Mazda lineup.

I’m sure you know there are some sections of support that will never be satisfied...how such entitlement exists after 25 years without a league title is beyond me.

I loved Maverick growing up, but the twist of (SPOILER) James Garner being Mel Gibson’s dad is maybe the most unearned twist in movie history. There is not a single hint throughout the film, and I am convinced they wrote it in at the absolute last second and then filmed the final scene.

More and more, top players are viewing themselves as equal parties with the ability to force their hand.

Arsenal fans, at least on Arseblog, are screaming “Emery Out!” at the top of their lungs. The team’s record would be a lot worse if Auba or Laca didn’t pull rabbit goals out of a hat seemingly every match. Auba has 7 goals in 7 appearances; that’s not sustainable. Arsenal should be in the midtable.

The real problem is…

Man U is still owned by the Glazers. As a Bucs fan, I assure you they will continue to find new and exciting ways to fuck things up across the pond.

Well, at least Manchester United is still no Newcastle United

Bright spot for United supporters - nothing points to an impending run of good fortune like Billy calling you dead.

Billy, this was under 2,000 words... are you feeling ok?

“Authentic Brand Groups” would be too obvious for a writers’ room.

they should probably start the layoffs with their fucking HR department, because they sound hideous. 

Rick Reilly must be turning over in his grave. 

“....and while I know this is a hard day for many of you, we will do our best to support your during this transition. And also FYI, Walter Iooss Jr. will be taking photos of you all while you clean out your desks, so feel free to ham it up.

Twitter uses lower quality video to save server space so Donald Trump can post dank Hillary memes and coy calls for civil war.