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With Kawhi’s injury history, you’d think Canada’s healthcare system alone would make Toronto a slam dunk.

Pardon My Take is Barstool’s reputation deodorant. It’s the one thing they point to and say, “Hey, we can’t be so bad if we have this one show that other media folks don’t mind associating with.” 

Wait Giri you did a whole article about his Twitter beefs and not mention his very scrappy burner?

Don’t know why they didn’t just rename the team Tampa Bay Rae Jepsen right then and there.

“Julien” is a straight up banger. 

I think throwing off a mound is HARD. Just look at some of the presidential first pitches. Obama, who was in good shape, sent his way high. George HW Bush, a former college baseball player, looked awkward as hell, and Dubya made the point of practicing pitches off the mound before his famous post-9/11 first pitch…

I mean even Mariah Carey can get hers to bounce to the catcher

THAT THING WENT AS FAR AS HER CAREE- okay, I can’t hate, she’s putting out legit, albeit not chart topping, music.

Oh but surely our nation’s altruistic insurers and healthcare providers will be willing to forgo profits for the sake of universal coverage. 

You know that losing track of your speed is pretty much textbook negligence, right? 

I liked Grant Wahl better before he started popping up on FS1 and doing his podcast. I still like his reporting but I prefer his print voice better than his, well, voice. 

Hard to imagine a time when talented sports kids didn’t have social media agencies helping their home videos go viral. 

It’s almost like high quality photography was an integral part of what made Sports Illustrated so great.

Using a “Putting the XXX back into your Rx” premium tier to finance treatments for low income households is definitely how we’re going to solve healthcare in America.

Speeding is a reckless act that is intentional unless there is a severe and unlikely vehicle malfunction.

Talk about a hill to die on.

Yeah, thought it would be part of GMG style guide. 

I think you’re looking at intent and results really narrowly. Sure, some players are out to break a leg, but most of the time, players don’t commit dangerous acts on the field with the intent to injure. They’re usually desperate attempts to stop a play or borne out of frustration or “sending a message”. But we don’t…

Sure, mentioning something is “dying in a hill”. Somehow you’re the one calling other people’s comments “stupid and weird.”