Oh god I’m the third person to do the “Gervais-y” comment. I’m an unoriginal hack.

Gervais-y reminder: If you are ever in Japan, be sure to ask a geisha what kind of dog she likes to eat. 

Oh cool I’m white. I’m finally in the club!

Apropos of nothing, TLI someone made a sequel to this movie

Hard to get away from LDS missionaries in small/medium cities in Japan though 🤷🏻‍♂️

I mean, I haven’t been to Utah other than SLC and the Big 5 national parks (though the national parks are like 60% European during the summer). I can imagine the non-touristy part of Utah being ass.

Umm, why would you think that?

What’s with Jazz fans and Russ? Is it just because they’re in the same division?

Who could’ve expected McGregor to be so hostile to someone named Ahmed Abdirzak.

I think he meant to have them tailored before he left the Uniqlo store but then he totally spaced.

How many flopping jokes am I going to find in the grays?

Speaking of hard, how long did it take Zizou to squeeze into those jeans?

eh

The argument is, and I don’t know how convincing it is, that USSF is a nonprofit and it should compensate players as a way to grow the game, and it’s more important to pay the women, who have fewer income opportunities, than the men, who are all making well above living wage from their club teams. If you don’t pay the…

It’s always going to be awkward because the business/compensation models for men and women are so different.

Hey, new manager bounce, he’ll be found out soon enough etc etc

Even before the Turner acquisition, BR was super great at SEO and the content-by-unpaid-writers game.

I listen mostly for the Trump question of the week and the dick pills ad.

The judges will also accept “Give it up, Daddy Portnoy will never truly love you.”

“consistently more successful than Deadspin.”