The thing that adds to the weirdness, or maybe, driving the weirdness, is that no one over age 24 has grown up rooting for the Nationals. All those weirdo conservative elites decided, as adults with presumably existing baseball allegiances, chose to get obsessed about the Nats because they’re old white people who…

Donald Trump Jr: <cums> 

I think the preferred verbiage is “cerebral” or “scrappy” or “knows how to win” 

Weird to see a The Good Place referenced on NFL broadcasts.

You can easily replace “abortion” with “voting by minorities, city-dwellers and college students”.

It’s been done before—Howard Dean had this revolutionary idea of contesting every race and running candidates who appealed to their constituents.

At least the Republicans have never claimed to be the party of morality, law & order or fiscal responsibility.

That reminds me, has anyone heard from Neymar yet?

Another great thing about Bournemouth:

Odin act like you aren’t all in on puns.

(unless you’re in, like, Qatar, in which case there’d be 400 dead Indians and Nepalese)

Spurs making a mess of a state-of-the-art stadium is the most on-brand thing ever.

I kinda assume that if you’re not at least willing to consider the option of cheating, then you’ll never be a world class athlete. The same drive that gets a basketball player to get up at 5 a.m. to shoot 1,000 jump shots is the same one that makes them seek out doping methods to gain an edge.

Also weird to see the guy who exposed Janet Jackson’s boobs to a national audience is listed in the “uncontroversial” column. 

Hooray for home rule.

To be clear, the township has its own school system that has elementary, middle and high schools, not a single K-12 school. Anyway, it’s pretty typical of townships and boroughs in NJ to try to do everything on its own when it would make sense to consolidate resources.

Local governance in America is weird.

I’m guessing that “controversial” here means “vagina-having”.

Also everything I write should be taken literally. 

Nah, that’ll never catch on.