Is that even a real device?

“getting called out for being a hack and a dick and being made to feel very sad” is exactly what “censorship” means.

Sure he does. George KFC Bucket.

My (non-Japanese speaking) kids watched the original w/o subtitles and they were fine. The movie isn’t exactly heavy on dialog. 

You usually want to see above average separation from wide receivers, not defensive backs.

“Oh how parochial.”

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn

It’s more like:

Well, he’ll have to do the burger flipping because I no longer have hands.

At least he’s not denying the Holocaust happened, just pointing out the REAL culprits. Progress!

It’s so weird. Do they not know how baseball is scored?

True story: Drew drops enough DC suburb references that I got curious and Googled his name and holy shit he lives like a stone’s throw from me and now I feel creepy and am cutting off my hands so I can’t go on the Internet any more.

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I mean, Atletico challenging the Big 2 is an exception that proves the rule. Without Simione, they’re just another Sevilla. 

I guess that works out for the clubs, but it still sucks for the players and any victim of potential post-relegation layoffs.

.Oh man, the mangled syntax.

It’s dumber, because NFL teams aren’t fighting for survival each year. For a third tier NFL team to drop a game in an otherwise 4-12 season is no big deal. But for a club like Girona, getting a home draw against Barça can mean avoiding relegation. That can mean millions for clubs and hundreds of thousands for players…

It’s weird, but I’m guessing it’s a case of game of telephone. Like, they plan to have 40,000 Spanish flags ready, and somehow that got mistranslated to “flags for every fan, of whom there will be 40,000 of”.

Actually, it’s called soccer.

They have good SEO, so if you’re Googling a topic, there’s a good chance people who aren’t brand-loyal will click on the articles.