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Terrible Gerbil
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As a wheel designer, I’m fairly certain anyone at Enkei who saw this went “Oof. Okay then.”

Wow. Racist much?

“Wrangler buyers are probably the most affluent and least price conscious of any brand until you get into exotics territory.”

This thing is going to be over $100,000 in Canada, and yet I’m sure there will be a waiting list of people ready to finance it for 96 months with $0 down so they can flex on their friends before writing it off two weeks later.

For the record. I am not a DSM fanboy. I respect the cars, but have never owned one. With that said, this was the beginning of the end for Mitsubishi.

Unclear, Jeep or BMW?

As someone who’s owned two BMW’s and loves them very much, my response would be:

riding this thing across the American West feels like an extremely punk rock thing to do.

H-D charges $6,195 just to swap the 114 cu-in engine for a 131 cu-in engine?!?!

Yeah, most modern headlights are unbearably bright to me.  I think the people complaining are either out of their minds or need to get their eyes checked.

Counterpoint; Everyone complaining about how crappy headlights are but what about those blindingly bright head lights. You know, the ones where you think the car behind you has its high beams on but they really don’t. That’s more dangerous than lights that are too dim.

Ask your doctor if Stellantis is right for you. Side effects may include gas with oily discharge, premature oxidization and electrical dysfunction.

Holy fuck Mr. Gladiator-Guy. Who the hell thought $650 a month for a lease was a good deal? And how the hell are you still paying $452 a month with three years left on a five year old Miata.

Smaller, nimbler, easier to maneuver in a city, cheaper on fuel, hilariously fun, better reliability. If you want a motorcycle, get the Monster. If you want a scooter, get the Honda.

LOL....but Jason already made the joke above. Hard to put anything past him.

1) It is hideous. 2) You buy a Toyota for its reliability, but this isn’t a Toyota. Open the hood and look at the parts — they all have BMW stamped on them. This won’t have Toyota reliability. It will have the unreliability of a BMW. 3) The body is completely hideous with dozens of fake vender vents. 4) Toyota’s

Well, Senna and Schumacher had complete disregard for the well being of their competition in common. Forever tainted by these actions, they leave the Clarks, Stewarts, and Fangios as the true GOATS.

Well you know what they say about old jokes and legends? Some times there is some small grain of truth hidden somewhere in there.

This is my point precisely: financing should be a choice, not desperate necessity. If you can’t pay cash, you can’t afford the car. If you are able to pay cash, you are perfectly fine choosing financing if the math works out. Makes sense? 

If you can’t pay cash for the car you can’t afford it. Financing should be just convenience, not a way to stretch nonexistent income. You should be able to pay off the vehicle the next business day if need be. It is really sad that people are so dumb with money. Good for the repo man though.