Porsche adding 12 lbs of weights to a sports car for dumb reasons is just as counter intuitive as hanging the engine over the rear axle for dumb reasons. Par for the german course. shrugemoji

As soon as I saw the “technician” tried to break the wheel nuts loose on a *raised car* I would have said: “Nevermind. Drop the car. I’m so outta here.” BUT YOU STAYED AND EVERYTHING THAT FOLLOWED WAS EXPECTED!

Lol, this isn’t journalism, it’s a blog. There are no editors. 

Another take: spending $20k just to desperately get people to talk to you at CaC is neurotic levels of desperate and sad.

This missguided comment is analogous to showing up at a party wearing giant red clown shoes. Will you get more attention because of the shoes? Yes. Will people think youre cool and sane? Nope.

A millenial did NOT buy this car. Full stop. Im a genx’er and even im exhausted by the constant millenial bashing. Most likely one of my people bought this useless shitbox.

Carfax doesn’t reliably reveal accidents, at all. Wish people would stop perpetuating this missconception.

Naw, he just needs to get to the gym. He’ll for sure feel way cooler workin on those beach muscles.

Your snark would work if there were indeed any actual motorcycle riders in that video. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Good lord. Open your eyes. That red interior is on a car with a SILVER exterior! (LOOK. CLOSER.) And seriously, you clicked “reply” because you didn’t like the (imaginary) color combination??? Just off the top of my head: Then dont pick that combo, genius.

Please post when you’re dying of cancer. We’ll all have a pow-wow to celebrate!

Who cares if you get butthurt, kiddo.

I live 30 mins from this event and even I didn’t know about it. GRUMBLECAKES!! :(

I hate “E”lectronic parking brakes, but lets look on the bright side here: At least all the morans that call the parking brake an “E brake” are no longer 1000% wrong. Now they’re just 51% wrong when saying “E brake”. 

It’s a perfect marketing collaboration you simple idiots: They both have “fenders”! 

The devil’s in the details: Quote from tesla driver’s accident description “25mph speed zone”. He never once said he was actually traveling at 25 mph. No way he was traveling at 25, I’d say closer to 40 since he couldn’t get control in time. + also wasn’t paying attention anyway.

Everything this magnificent bastard just said is 1000% correct. We need to stop chasing nostalgia like we’re alcoholics, because those stupid rose tinted glasses are our 1/5 of irresistible bourbon -and it’s just not healthy.
As syaleya said: Stop trying to relive the past and let’s make some new memories! Aka,…

Ive never once had a problem with flies infesting my cabin. Not even one fly in my entire car ownership. But then again I don’t drive 18 hours to buy shitbox “unicorns” at random junkyards.

Agreed. Start watching for the quality videos... stay for the adorable Canadian accent!

First year Ridgeline... notsomuch.