What in the actual fuck is going on. I tried editing a different post and I lost this one. Sigh. Whatevs.
People, just look both ways before crossing an intersection (even when you’re in a car). It’s really that simple.

I give up. Kinja is like the shittiest blog system for posting comments. 

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***beep-badda-beepbeep, beep-badda-beepbeep***

Oooo, SEMA poker! I’ll see your ferrambo and rai- wait... (Looks at cards again).

“Hungry Earth swallows Toronto car. Still says soory.”

Just... Wow. How on earth...? Are there no gear heads OF ANY STRIPE in acura’s marketing department?!? (Or entire company?) Honda in general is just a sad husk of what it once was. I has such a sad.

You could say they keep going and going and going and going and going... unlike their vehicles.

Fun Fact of the Day (FFotD): Does anybody know the internal Nissan code name for this color?

Lethargic Orange.

Cars will eventually be 100% autonomous. You realize this, right? That is the direction we are moving and it will eventually save 30,000 lives a year in the US alone. Cars dont crash on their own, it requires bad human input to generate a crash. Will there be hickups along the way? Yes. But that shouldn’t stop…

Cars don’t fall out of the sky when automation fails. Apples/oranges.

Yuck.

A clutch pedal.

Backe that shit up!

Dear US market auto makers: GROW A FUCKING PAIR AND STOP LETTING YOUR MARKETING WING AND BEAN COUNTERS GUIDE YOU BY YOUR NOSE LIKE YOU’RE A TODDLER!!!

This. All of this.

This... This is a really confusing video. Did the home owner JUST install this ditch, because how the hell do you not know it’s there if you live in this neighborhood?!? And how does nobody see it?! Even the guy backing up, whom we should technically give a pass because they were backing up, not know the pit-of-despair…

That is the loosest way to connect some of the worst car names in history. And how does carrera and taycan fit? Oh you ran out of your 6 degree of carribian ilsands nonsense. Lets pole 100 porsche owners and see how many of them come up with “carribian island” first when asked what a macan or cayenne is refering to.…

So the true conspiracy is revealed: Prius’ can apparently achieve 9 g's of lateral grip!!!

Dear Porsche: You make some decent cars, silly and overpriced, but decent. However, your current batch of late model names is total shit. Why?! Please explain yourselves!!