Thank you mazda, for not styling your concept cars like a ritalin addled teenager obsessed with fighter jets and transformers would.

Meh. Mitsubishi is doing the best impersonation of Isuzu it can.

Dear car designers,

Winter tip: Don’t forget to microwave your blinker fluid on below freezing mornings.

A 50 year old giving us 50 year old advice.

Remove those stickers and it quickly becomes a 143hp DX.

I want to watch this, a lot, so the most important question is: Can I watch this on youtube/netflix, or do I have to have an antiquated, garbage, never-gonna-happen cable subscription? I’m guessing the latter. If so, someone dropped the distribution ball, also, it’s 2017, people.

That thing looked old the day it rolled off the assembly line in 1984. And I can totally smell that car through my smartphone: 80's velour with a hint of stale cigarette smoke and Ben Gay. 

Dear Rob,

When corporate capitalism sucks the soul out of creative freedom. Forza was a great game... back in like 2007.

Everything you just itemized is exactly why I left the series after #4 (I should have left after F3 if I’m being honest. T10 saw the $$$ on the wall with their dlc car and map packs, that’s when I rage bailed and haven’t been back since. Each iteration shipped with fewer cars/tracks yet still cost $60. Requiring you…

Dear Elio,

I can’t fathom the stupid here. Yes, the timing of the RR arms coming down was unfortunate, but as the operator of the “trapped” vehicle you clearly have enough time to do one of two things:

I’ve had to pick up other people’s crashed bikes at trackdays a few times. That’s no fun either, especially in gravel traps.

I had the same thought. Bad title. The best way to finish a race is under full power in 1st with your opponents miles behind you. However, this would be a great example of “How To Not Not Finish A Race.”

You sound 19, privileged and incredibly naive. Aka, a college student.

You lost. Get the fuck over it traitor.

This just in: “Lynching Motorcycles” to change it’s name to “Still Not Buying Your Racist Products Motorcycles.”

Just noticed you live in WA. So I’m guessing you’re east of the cascades?