A txting exchange that I imagine happened:

Am I the only one? I can’t unsee this:

What a Honda Gyro actually looks like.

No snarky comment or attempt at humor. This is just awesome.

A dingo stole my safety.

“Have you every (sic) had any experience with someone being a whistleblower at where you’ve worked?”

Someone in a marketing cubicle in Munich just wrote this down, goddamnit.

They could call the new 7 series the BMW Gretchen. It’s stoic, it’s handsome, it’s predictable... you’ll be bored the entire time you’re inside her.

BMW screwed up YUuuuuuuge when they let the​ marketing department go stupid with their naming convention. It was simple and logical for so long. Now its dumb and complicated and inconsistent.

Ps, this is absolutely the best thing on the internet right now. Please tell us more stories about K-aptain wackjob. Kthnx.

Subtle.

“Squat and cough.”

Wow that’s FF’s video for their flagship electric car?!? Lolwut? It has all the depth and complexity (and budget) of a youtube fan video. In fact, a couple interns with a DSLR and a gopro could make something more epic.

She got into a verbal altercation with a cop, while on a suspended license and drove away “erratically” and wasn’t arrested???! Holy white fucking privilege. Jesus Christ this women keeps getting away with this shit because she’s being coddled and enabled. Put her ass in jail for a couple days/weeks and lets see if…

“Mustang driver”, translated from the original Bro-nese, means literally “hold my beer.”

Nope. Because porsche.

BS. He pit manoeuvered himself. Instant karma while trying to be a jackass. They’re already on the shoulder and clearly out of the turn, yet he keeps comin over into the other car for no other reason but to be a dick. And instead he just dicked himself. Pretty obvious in he second angle.

Wrong. So wrong. Dealerships are 100% middle men that only ADD to the cost of a car, they do not subtract cost. And most consumers hate them and hate dealing with them. Yes, if you are good at wheeling and dealing you can probably pit a couple dealers against each other and save some money. However, the vast majority…

“Consumers get the best deals because of competition between dealerships—in sales and service—and that doesn’t happen in Tesla stores.”

“Oddly, if you search for the license plate number—BZU 8851—the results show another SP2, in silver with a different interior. ***I’m not sure if that’s a red flag or not.***”