I guarantee you could get more people to come to that stadium by replacing pro football with a dude reading old Jonathan Gold reviews out loud.

From Russia With Love, Goldfinger, The Spy Who Loved Me, For Your Eyes Only, The Living Daylights, GoldenEye. 

Spanos has to be gearing up to sell the team, right? That’s the only way that the move to LA makes any sense: increase the value of the team by putting it in a larger media market so you can sell it for more than it’s worth in SD. I’m not going to be surprised if this team is in Portland/Mexico City/San Antonio/Salt…

Let’s be honest, Matt could always speak better through a guitar than his voice:

+once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

oh go fuck yourself you fucking cancer

One of them has an Oscar while the other has a role in one of TV’s most critically-acclaimed shows and a spot as one of the more memorable creatures/songs in a recent Disney film...and that’s considered a failure? Fuck off with your weak shit.

One of the things that Abdi alludes to in here that I haven’t seen show up in any other interview about the marathon is that the conditions would occasionally worsen dramatically without any warning. There was a constant headwind and rain and cold, but there would be minutes at a time where the rain would pick up and…

The Kings are really in a tough spot right now, because they have an aging core that (deservedly) has fat contracts off of the two cups they brought to LA. The younger up-front guys that were supposed to be the next wave (Toffoli, Kempe, Pearson, Rieder) were non-existent for much of the series, and the younger D-men…

https://streamable.com/8r699

Ranadive’s address to the crowd post-game.

fuck off russkie

Eisbocked

Nexstar just pulled the same shit on a conference call this past Wednesday. Largest telecom company in the US is only handing out $500 per employee. Founder even said “of course, most of the tax cut will be going to shareholders,” of which he owns a large percentage. What a fucking crock of shit.

You’ve gotta wonder what was going through Mia’s mind to think “oh yeah, no one will ever be able to tell the difference between a son of Woody Allen and a son of Frank freakin’ Sinatra.”

[And second], if you go your whole career without ever breaking the time you ran in your first marathon it must put a lot of thoughts into your head.

lord fuckin’ howdy you are a prism of light shining through a black rainbow

No Fisker? Sounds like the eMotion (ugh) will be showing at CES as well.

Is he selling the statue too? I’ll offer to purchase it with a tube sock full of soggy Grape-Nuts.

This is how Calle works. He gets control of some left-leaning company/service/event and rots it from the inside out. He’s such a callous fuck that he’s turned a fucking annual ultimate frisbee beach tournament into nothing more than a shallow and shameless 6-figure cash grab (some info here).

Calle is a poison on LA…

Well, based on how terrible the system’s been so far, there’s now a handful of “Terrible” Terry Tates out there that may-or-may-not be linked to my Disqus because I never was sent to a Disqus verification page.