Why are tennis players such babies? That Australian guy Hewitt, Safin, Serena, Kyrgios, now this dipshit. Is there a class element at play, where they’re treated like royalty and start to smell their own farts?

Just guys sitting there, being dudes. 

Inconceivable!

I have to say I’m just as confused at the end of this piece as at the beginning. There’s not really a sympathetic character to choose from here, and you know what, that’s just fine! Stadium rent-a-cops are fascist though, that is inarguable. 

Not all Sixers fans?

Let’s go Uncle Rico!

Titans have a solid defense, they’ll be ok. 

You are big retard.

Antonio: “I would like to apologize profusely to Mike, what I meant to say was ‘peckerwood.’”

I mean come on, that was a good ass throw and I can see why Eddie Rosario is hyped the fuck up.

Rich people get rich by fucking over their employees. 

It doesn’t meet his criteria you absolute gobshite. 

Oh gee, one reasonable answer, one that might work (the Rolls) if the guy is nuts, and two entirely idiotic (yet predictable answers) that meet none of his criteria. Why do you do this again?

All the metrics show that he isn’t even in the top ten of backs! It’s a catastrophic overpay made to look reasonable because he had the most carries and thus the most yards in the league!

Dude, he’s the poster child for the overpriced, overvalued running back. Check out the advanced metrics, which place him not in the top five or ten, but top 25 out of qualifying backs. He’s worth somewhere from 0.2 to 0.5 wins above replacement. 

Do people still not understand that ads are targeted to your own internet activity? That means you’re being targeted specifically with booze ads, bro.

“Are you entertained?”

So the league is attempting to maintain a high standard on helmets in the specific interest of reducing brain injuries, and you guys are on ABs side?