I’m going to help you dinguses out. It actually sucks ass when the same team wins every year!

So pee really is stored in the balls.

Am I the only one here with a weird boner?

Fucking Mongoloid!

A spherical object into a cylindrical object. C’mon man!

Yeah, I have to agree. How many times would Kawhi have to attempt that shot in order to make it again in the same manner, including the three bounces? A million?

You’re confusing Bayern (Bavarian) Munchen and Bayer (Owned by Bayer AG) Leverkusen.

This is a dumb as shit take. Do better, for the love of god and the continued goodness of this website.

Bosniaks were a plurality within B i H, not a majority, which makes quite a bit of difference in the calculus of blame.

And this is a whitewashing fit for Edward Herman.

He’s worked at Deadspin for so long that his thoughts come pre-written with hyperlinks. 

Is this Billy’s alt?

Take a fucking hike pal.

I’m imagining their pitch to the labels:

Yeah, this is a bad take buddy.

The dog even speaks a foreign language!

Yeah, how could they ever compete for storied history with a team like Manchester City...Er, hang on a second...

“...lame expansion team in Seattle”

This. This is the correct opinion. 

Bloody WAR-monger!