When the fuck are we going to standardize these abominations, French style.

I’m a fairly radical lefty and hearing these names makes me want to reach for a gun.

Assuming it means that the horse contracted a mysterious infection that caused the eye to wither and die.

You could say that he ... blindsided him. Yeaaaahhh.

That picture gets so much better when you see the kid’s face.

Omg.

Half of his salary goes to paying off ‘croots, c’mon Pat!

Has anyone seen Judge and A-Rod’s Monster in the same room at the same time?

But does he live in the film room?

He also got a new car from Audi every year with his logo plastered on the sides, in return for the publicity of being seen out and about in Switzerland.

Apparently he, and other renowned climbers, give literally hundreds of talks every year at corporate events and whatnot.

Drink your beer faster, goddamit.

Drink your beer faster, goddamit.

Noah doesn’t seem ... smart.

Eh, sounds like a day at the polo.

Whaley to Pegula: Eat my ass.

Wait, why is he wearing a Mariners hat?

Another overly long, sanctimonious screed about Westbrook. Give it a rest guys.

Kanter played three minutes. Three! What in the hell is that?

Because it has to press evenly over the entire expanse of the pressing plate, instead of sequentially.

Can you buy a baseball bat in Europe?