Original, A, B, C, D, E, or F?

This is just too adorable!

Okay, in my defense, I was drunk and angry when I pitched this one and I didn’t think they would go for it.

I’d ask how one goes from Hollywood star to cult leader, but there’s too many examples of it happening in Hollywood.

I would decorate the inside of my mansion to look like a Star Trek ship, give the staff the choice of Star Trek uniforms or maid outfits, and force everyone who dropped by to address me as captain.

Did they account for the possibility of a phase difference between the cosmic ray and background radiation? The universe is not three dimensions, after all, and it’s entirely possible that not all of the physical dimensions intersect.

Basically? He’s kinda an idiot when it comes to racial relations, but most people I’ve talked to who’ve actually met the guy describe him as not being intentionally an idiot.

The Catholic Church, which once vandalized quite a few statues to cover up penises and nipples and their own ceiling to do the same.

“My dick will be the airplane, your breasts will be the Twin Towers.”

I asked Jesus about this show while we were talking last night. He stopped crotch-thrusting so some guys could put twenties in his rainbow thong, looked at me while holding the stripper pole, and said most of his followers are idiots who are going to burn in Hell anyway.

I never did. Claustrophobia.

Nah. The most overrated one is mine.

I just taught it “catgirl,” “stripper,” “lesbian sex,” and “cunnilingus.”

The problem I’m finding with balancing social justice and individual justice is that the two ideals are increasingly coming to blows. I’m not certain we will ever be able to properly balance them without making sacrifices, which means that we have to pick and choose who we throw under the bus.

Except that I don’t care about MRA effects more than justice. Some of the things the MRAs do are actually beneficial. If they stopped being jackasses out to destroy feminism and focused entirely on the beneficial effects, the world would be massively better for it and their movement would get the legitimacy they so…

Okay, seriously, WTF is up with Kinja? The only way I knew you replied at all is I checked an older reply just in case.

A number of anesthetics are actually quite harmful to fetuses. And until we work out exactly if fetuses actually feel pain and how, there’s no guarantee they’d work.

Things like this bill are why I’m so hard on candidates this time. Republican? Fuck no. Democrat? If I don’t trust you to help women, you’re not getting my vote.

I dunno. Every time I hear that quote start, I immediately start imagining seducing a random woman in the room just to get them to shut up in sheer shock.

I don’t remember dismissing your comment. I’m not saying I didn’t; I’m saying I do not remember the event. That said, it’s not showing up on my screen and I don’t have a notification for it.