I do hope Davey’s safe, and that when he turns up, he gets a big laugh out of all the fuss, and writes a column about it.

There’s one around the corner from me, complete with Jalopnik sticker

Yay an excuse for me to share these pictures:

For toting kids, it doesn’t get better than the minivan.  Also, have you tried to fit a motorcycle in an SUV?  Not happening.  Minivans?  Yep.

The Harlequin is highly desirable.

I call petitioning the city to tear down an annoying persons house the Arthur Dent maneuver.

This generation of Golf is old enough now. All you have to do is go to a junkyard full of them and pull a different panel off of each car and assemble your own. I remember thinking back in the day that all VW did was use up excess parts inventory to build these.

I’m with you. 

Found the guy fucking with Korey’s car.

I suspect this isn’t about the color but the fact this guy was seen walking to another area after parking.

Dude, I think you just found a way to solve all the problems

This has nothing to do with the color of his car. It’s because someone, who likely lives on that street and struggles with getting a spot, is annoyed at someone who doesn’t live on that block (Korey) getting a spot.

Alright so this is taking things in a COMPLETELY different direction, but this is a great why America needs to do that thing some European countries do:

Imagine the horror when he picks up one of these bad boys:

I lived in Philly for a while. This kind of crap doesn’t surprise me. Neighborhoods there are weirdly territorial, especially when it comes to parking. A few times a year there will be stories about people getting stabbed over parking spots they shoveled out in the winter and roped off with lawn chairs.

There is a soft wear update coming for that.

Your Tesla couldn’t even make 100k without needing a $30k battery pack?  That’s pathetic.

No gripe, just pointing out the fine print.

Don’t forget the ball joints and tie rod ends! I see cars on the side of the road a couple times a year with the front tires pointed in vastly different directions.