This guy was a“Poverty Consultant” at the Koch Institute? That’s like working as the Diversity Outreach Coordinator for Stormfront.

You are much better at these than Kristen Lee. She seems bored.

If you do not naturally read, think, and do stuff, I doubt Warren Buffett’s pep talk will make you into a reader, a thinker, or a doer of stuff.

So, basically, read, and then think about what you’ve read. 

And do stuff, don’t just sit around reading and thinking.

This boils down to hogwash.

Man, that was smooth. 

Taco night was never that goddamn hard to begin with.

Her comment on the trunk’s tininess, while correct, was disingenuous. Show us what it can fit. Don’t just mockingly put your purse in there and then say you could fit some more stuff, but not much more. This whole video is lazy. Her comments are just meh. No real passion or interest in the vehicle, for or against. Her…

I am no great fan of the i8. But it really didn’t look that hard to get in and out of. It looked like Kristen Lee was actually working to make it SEEM harder to get in and out of to make a thing out of it.

It’s pretty much not a fixable problem.

Boo-hoo. Record it. Or whatever. It’s working fine.

Isner-Mahut was one of the most freakish, amazing and wonderful things in sports. I bet each of them is singularly proud of that accomplishment, and wouldn’t trade it for the world. It’s an absolute testament to the grit and competitiveness in each of them.

Nadal came to the net over 50 times against Thiem on Tuesday. Many players come to the net late in a game when they are up a couple points to try to end it quickly. It’s not all baseliners whomping it back and forth all the time. Smart players come in when it’s opportune for them.

Watching an intense 5-set match is one of the best things in tennis. The Nadal-Thiem match was riveting. People in the stands were chewing on their fingers, and the pressure was sometimes unbearable. The ebb and flow of the five sets adds depth to the sport. It becomes a psychological drama of the highest order. If…

Man, that article was wordy, and full of run-on sentences. Where’s the editor? This could’ve been pared down a bunch.

Ah, yes. Your comments were in no way personal against others. Of course not. Never, never. Not a smart guy like you, who always buys the cars he critiques.

I didn’t pretend I was going to buy anything. No idea why you are concerned with what other people are or aren’t going to buy. I could care less. You’re a pretty insecure little dude.

How the hell do you know what all the commenters drive? And why do you care? It’s a car website, people come on here and put in their two cents, just like you. Everyone gets to have thoughts and opinions, even if they aren’t buying right now. But thanks for being the cool dude who comes on here and shames people and…

Seems like people on jalopnik should get to have thoughts about potentially buying cars without some dude blindly assessing their financial capacity.

“Outsmarting” a Chevy Tahoe doesn’t seem too difficult. It’s akin to beating Sylvester Stallone in bar trivia.

Just send Richie Incognito in a funeral home and high jinx will naturally ensue.