So when this guy is worried for his family’s safety, he demands money from the people who he feels pose the threat.

Probably not the first, but definitely one of the few, Jersey Shore/Great Gatsby references.

My wife and I have 3 kids. We travel frequently. The suites vs. connecting rooms benefit varies from hotel to hotel. Sometimes you can get a suite for far cheaper, sometimes it makes sense to get the connecting rooms. It’s totally case-by-case.

If we’re staying somewhere for awhile, we usually look for a really…

You know all of them on that set were just itching to make jokes about food stamps and collecting unemployment.

Didn’t realize Korver was 37. For his age, he’s pretty mobile.

In the first half, Boston blew three dunks and two lay-ups, along with several open look close jumpers. They were awful.

Mustang drivers are the dudes who see you are going to pass them on the freeway and then speed up so you “can’t” pass them.

When you pass them anyway, they race you for 20 seconds before they forget and go back to doing their usual 8 miles over the speed limit.

It’s a car with an enormous stigma.

Sad kids, too. Many of these school-shooters are suffering from depression, and are sad.

So, teachers and administrators out there, you might just say, “No more frowns.”  

Yah, kum-pashun jus’ fer dumm-eez!

Me no like stoo-pids hoo werk Ho Dee-Poe n’ git mad!

Baez, what a piece of shit. Put your bat down, ya baby.

Says mature dude who’s fighting with libs on splinter.

Classic Brooksian sleight-of-hand.

Conflate very real economic inequality with nutso racism and xenophobia, call it all just two aberrant sides of the same coin, and pretend there’s an ideal middle ground that Reinhold Neibuhr explained deftly in a 1959 treatise on the topic.

Yep, I’ll be yelling at clouds, Shoop. You’ll be yelling at poors.

...and the CEO of Home Depot took home $10.2 million last year.

And I bet he got more than 2 hours of sick time per month.

Okay, grandpa. Back to the Fox, Hannity’s on.

This is totally accurate, the best way to eat a salad.

And if you’re going to eat a salad for dinner at home, let’s face it, it’s going to be a sizable one.

I took my kids to a low, grassy hill, then to a nearby school running track, with wide open lanes, once they were ready.

Teaching kids on a sidewalk induces stress because the narrowness of the sidewalk makes them feel like they always need to be turning the handlebars. They inevitably turn too wide, veer off the…

It’s great that the racist lady tried to keep making her racist-bitch moves and the cops called her out. The whole “hurry up”-“no he can take all day” thing is awesome.

Also: while this is great, it’s not exactly rocket science to figure out who’s right and who’s wrong here.

It underscores how crazy it is that more…

She needs to take chill-pills ‘n, er, quell her temper.

CP.