Why add another layer of complexity?

You are just going to compound to your woes with this kind of stuff. Now, when you lose your keys, you’ve gotta look for your keys AND remember to narrate your persistence to your kid.

I’m not buying that this is going to nurture some inner voice of strength in your child. Sounds…

It’s like these guys don’t realize they are playing with live ammo.

If I want a quirky old Jeep, I’m not ponying up $9,000 for someone else’s partially-finished bong-hit project.

That’s a big, potentially scary assumption.

This could be a cool project with proper execution. BUT...the guy who took this on is looking to get bailed out financially.

There are a ton of candidates, with varying degrees of specificity in their policy positions. The Democratic Party does not enforce fealty to a narrow, rigid dogma.

OF COURSE they are going to include criticisms of a reckless, lying President in their election bids.

Everything Trump voters do is out of fear. They’re scared of Mexicans, so they want to build a wall to keep ‘em out. They’re scared of blacks, so they stay away from cities. They’re scared of non-traditional sexuality, so they watch America’s Funniest Home Videos.

This guy is not only a creep, he’s a dumbass. I’d guess he’s doing this to run up legal bills against these ladies, thinking he’ll cause them hardship. (And get his name back in the paper, of course, because he’s a narcissist.)

I’d bet with more media attention like this, they’ll get more than enough money in legal…

It’s an awful lot of dough for a cheesy unknown dude like Broidy to be paying out.

I bet this would be pretty tasty, but it seems like quite a bit of work just to utilize a meager bunch of fibrous asparagus bottoms.

If I’m going to get the Cuisinart dirty, I want a bigger payoff.

 Megyn Kelly felt the hate she spewed at Fox. It wasn’t an act. She believed that shit.

I hope you’re just having a “crabby” day.

This guy’s already-ridiculous quarterly insurance rates are now going to climb into the stratosphere.

That’s a bullshit take.
-Here’s a guy who piously rails about the character flaws of liberals, then invests millions in HUD homes with a shady character.
-Here’s a guy who publicly fawns over HUD Secretary Ben Carson and promotes him on his show, and we now find that he (and his investors) could stand to directly…

The situation you reference was completely different, with a ball in play. Baez was well out of the way of the runner by the time the pitcher was even entering his wind-up. He was only standing in front of the runner during pitch selection.

I guess it’s a NP, for the right person. But to me it seems like paying $5700 for a recurring migraine headache.

One of my kids went through this right after he was potty-trained. Our pediatrician (old school, hard-nosed lady from India) recommended putting a teaspoon of MiraLAX in his sippy-cup once daily. (MiraLAX is a tasteless, odorless powder.) She said he needed to learn that it’s normal to go every single day, not hold it…

Cardi B and Fallon are such a weird clash of cultures, but a better host would’ve played into that vibe and made it work.

Not to sound like a grandpa, but I’d imagine Carson would’ve played the confused guy shtick with her, but in a charming way. Letterman was far more deft with guests who displayed such large…

I’m in my 40's, and I’ve known far too many dudes my age who LOVE those movies and quote from them. It’s super-depressing. Golfing, suburban guy-types. Nothing shocking there. Kind of guys who think Dan Brown books are intellectual reads.

Fallon has always seemed over-eager and twee, to me. The barber-shop quarter stuff, the aw-shucks attitude...he seems like he’s trying to play an amiable version of an entertaining showman rather than providing any context and substance to the role.