He looks like he pays someone to pick all the oaties out of the Lucky Charms before eating the marshmallows with leftover McDonald’s grease.

He’s clearly referring to the box tops you can save and choose to either use as an ID to allow you to vote or send away for a Cap’n Crunch light up keychain.

Straight up roving bands of transgender death panels sounds p sexy

I for one welcome our new Transgender Death Panel overlords.

Clearly this is another attempt by the leftists to destroy America.

Here’s an idea. How about we bring back actual witch-hunts, but for suspected rapists?

Wow, who wound have thought someone with their head shoved so far up their own ass they can see daylight would be a stuck-up bitch? Color me shocked.../s

*laughs in Spanish*

It sucks because people know who you are and can call you out on your bullshit, right Gwyneth? And said bullshit has destroyed whatever was left of your acting career, ie appearing for 10 minutes in the next Iron Man movie. 

It's like how being an incredibly handsome child of a famous actor has really held back my Hollywood career.

Fire Rescue added that they also found a ballot box with ~15,000 votes floating half a mile away.

The kind of white women NBC was courting with Kelly’s hire only wants to be racist in private or in the voting booth. They don’t want it reflected back to them. It’s why they get pissed when caught on camera and why they rejected Megyn Kelly.

“Che Guevara of the altright”

“Edward Clark, 23, fatally shot himself on Roosevelt Island near Washington within hours of the Oct. 27 Pittsburgh shooting at Tree of Life synagogue, the court filings for Jeffrey Clark said.”

In one post on Gab before the shooting, Clark described himself as the “Meth-Smoking, Pipe bomb making, mailman-murding . . . Che Guevara of the altright,” according to court docs.

Remember, these are ‘ketchup on steak’ tastebuds we’re talking about, here. He’d give a Michelin star to an actual tire.

That’s fine; more Night Train for me!

It’s great that turnout was higher than it has been in a long time, but it’s still depressing on so many levels that it’s still less than half. 

Thank goodness social media didn’t exist. Can you imagine how much worse it could have been? 

I can’t even imagine the amount of strength Monica Lewinsky must have had to be able to go through the media circus she went through as like a 22 year old and honestly not kill herself. Not trying to make light, but there is no way I would have been strong enough to withstand that kind of emotional whirlwind. Yes, she…