For 25 years, Larry King Live was the global go-to for celebrity deaths. He had the entire CNN apparatus at his disposal to collect the biggest celebs to remember the deceased; the night both Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson died stands out; he had a dozen celebs in his Hollywood studio and Liza Minnelli on live…

Oh do fuck off, Alicia.

You’re on to something, but I have a different take:

I would assume it’s a Norwegian spelling. 

“It’s very hard to sell American wine in the nation we import wine from because there are entire regions of the country for which given types of wine are named. Strangely, it’s difficult to get people who have been making a beverage longer than our nation has existed to drink our grape-derived Budweiser equivalent.”

I…

May I add that they always find a Lego under their bare feet? 

Remember when Michelle hugged the queen, and after a half second pause of ‘what is this?’ the queen instantly melted to ‘Yes...this is nice. I like this.’ And yet it was considered a minor scandal.

“Trump is shaking!!!”

Maybe if he gets covered in water he’ll melt like the witch in the Wizard of Oz? I literally hate every single thing Trump stands for. He is a disgrace.

It would be Angelou-level poetry if he ended up dying of fecal poisoning.

In a FB group I belong to full of liberals/Democrats in my state (which is red), I got PUMMELED for refusing to feel cute when Michelle Obama and GW shared a candy because he’s a fucking war criminal and basically was the final nail in the coffin for pre-Trump America because of his destruction of our economy. And I…

It’s like when you see the friends of guys who did awful things (from drunk driving to beating someone) interviewed and they say: “he’s really a good person.” And I always want to say, no, he’s the DEFINITION of a bad person.

The high school does not have to allow them to do a Nazi salute on its social media to protect their 1st Amendment rights.

I just can’t agree. Crenshaw is a politician with a white supremacist, misogynist, nationalist background who has been elected to represent the people of his state. Davidson is a goddamned comedian who represents nobody but himself and in an extended sense his employer (who is also not a politician).

As gun owners constantly kvetched to Obama, “Why should ‘good’ gun owners have to give up their guns?” and here’s your honest truth: because society treats every gun owner as a ‘good’ gun owner up until the moment they start murdering everybody.

How about the rationale of how Trump mocked a man who was a POW for 5 and a half years by saying that he, and by extension, all POW’s were a bunch of losers?

Pinches nose... Oh for fucks sake that’s a Native American Thunderbird. So no, it’s not suspect. 

“‘Well, he’s got a good heart he’ll be fine. Just talk to him.’”

She was just being a prick. 

At least once, the culprit was a child who admitted to playing a prank