The clothes are just bad and Melania is basic with no personality. The only interesting thing about Melania is Laura Benanti’s impersonation of Melania.

How fitting. Dolce and Gabbana avoiding taxes in paying their fair share, supporting another for doing the very least to pay theirs

Still better than being Eric.

Have you ever seen a grimmer batch of faces in your life? They look like they’re going to spend five hours at a college graduation ceremony where they don’t even know any of the matriculators. Hee hee hee.

I suspect he’s indeed an expert, in comforting his upset mother.

Does Barron’s t-shirt indicate he has been offered a position as advisor?

Ha ha! Back to the dead tree, racist Keebler elf!

(Featuring Leslie Jordan as Jeff Sessions, because it would make Sessions bust)

We’ve got your Rex Tillerson here at the moment. Urghhh.

Oh, just to pile on, Steve King is a national disgrace, and if the voters of his section of Iowa were capable, they should be ashamed not only that they can produce someone like Steve King, but that they continue to send him to Congress.

I thought I’ve seen “dirty buildings” before, but my god. That Flickr photo of Carnegie Library is horrifying.

Pittsburghers have plenty of experience with the attitude that goes “screw the environment, let’s do whatever makes money.” It’s what we’ve been working for decades to clean up. Pittsburgh is a poster city for how to recover after coal and steel and manufacturing have fucked everything up.

Gonna screen shot this and put is here for after he deletes it:

And once again, this is why you can’t run the government like a business.

OH GOD PLEASE TELL ME THEY PRANK CALL HIM ON THIS LINE.

One of my best friends left her husband with her small child when he beat the shit out of her. She called 911 while speeding away in her car with her child in the backseat. A few hours later I was with her, and it took me 7 hours to convince her to call the police back with the details so that they would criminally…

Huma. Honey. He’s not good for you. He’s not good for your son. You haven’t failed, I promise. You are doing what is best for your family. Don’t let him back in.

Good God, woman, you were the one that got away! Your mom literally ran until she hit the ocean to keep you away from the all-rotting radioactive aura that is Klan Dump! Why in the name of all the saints are you thirsting with such fervor for approval from this morally bankrupt horror show of…

Tiffany Trump is like that girl who adds you on FB (even though she ignored you back in junior high) & has “School of Hard Knocks” under Education. The only thing stopping you from unfriending her is all the awesome drama on her wall.

If only Liberty’s groundskeeper was as good at cover-ups as its athletic director.