Asshole Republicans caused Duke to lose a game. For the first time in months, I’m remembering what it’s like for the world to make sense.

I never questioned it before because I had South Carolina out in the Round of 64 (and didn’t really pay attention to where these games were being played anyway) but how was #2 seed Duke set up to play a #7 seed in it’s home state? Aren’t the Sweet 16 seeds supposed to be protected from situations like that?

Though there’s some fucked up irony in South Carolina getting something because North Carolina did something regressive.

Aww, we’re not so bad.

Didn’t see the post game comments, but I gotta figure Krizlonski launched into some Grade-A bitching about having to play in front of a crowd that didn’t overwhelmingly favor Duke.

“The loss—in front of a hostile Greenville, S.C. crowd owing to the NCAA stripping North Carolina of its hosting rights due to bigotry in that state—comes as a reverberant echo of hope for a nation in crisis.”

Unless Dallas drafts him, in which case he probably gets a bonus.

“Assembly Hall is iconic. You’ve gotta be careful not to devalue it”

And here I was thinking that shooting in portrait was the worst somebody could do.

“Tom’s job performance has been criminal. If I were the athletic director, I’d have given him the chair.”

Damn it, I want Crean there forever. It’s practically a guaranteed win (or two) for us every year.

I’m trying to imagine what my spouse and I would need to do to make $418K a year. Even if it was in 2005 dollars, that would be an entirely different existence.

It seems unfair to lump poor Dobby in with Ku Klux Keebler.

Oh for sure, Chaffetz would probably have issued her a subpoena while she was giving the Oath of Office. Now he acts pained to even have to answer questions about Trump.

Al Franken is a caring nurturer, a U.S. Sentator, but not above whupping that lying ass.

It’s really strange that with a tv show president no one from his administration understands that we can just go check the tape of what they did or didn’t say/do.

Speaking of comedy writers, John Oliver describing Sessions as “the unfortunate result of Dobby the House Elf’s one-night stand with a Confederate flag” was gold.

Al: Where were you the night the victim died?

It will be a glorious day when we can attribute a former comedy writer with taking down the WORST and most despotic President we’ve seen in a modern era.