Forget tatami, walking inside at all with shoes on is disgusting. I don’t want all that crap outside tracked all over my nice floors.

Had I been taking those videos, I would probably have pooed myself. I jumped a foot everytime that bear lunged.

Verdict: the Pope is not catholic.

Yeahhhhhh. Living in Alabama OR Ohio? Really no winners there at all.

Just here to point out the irony of the Bama fanbase ragging on the lack of teeth of other fanbases.

Well played, good sir.

“Ole Miss fan Found with ALL 32 TEETH.”

“we cannot allow items on campus that can be perceived to pose a threat.”

“There is a strong sense that it’s an idea whose time has come, given the role of women in the classroom and the world of work after Harvard,” John Hanson, vice president of the Spee’s graduate board, told the NYT.

I’m pretty short and I’m not at all turned off by short guys - my last boyfriend was barely 5’5”. But you know what is really unattractive? Short guys who are furious about it and think that they were betrayed by the universe, that they ought to have had some much better life than whatever disappointment they’ve…

Also, is no one else concerned that this rally looked like something out of Deliverance?

You must be thinking of Arizona. Texas is surprisingly accepting of our illegal immigrants. We have more than anyone but CA and you rarely hear of problems.

Religion of Peace; my ass.

I’m pretty sure “Texas State University” is for people that can’t get into one of the other 34 Universities in Texas....or the 67 Community Colleges.

Oh shit, look out guys, someone who couldn't get into UT is bringing the weird to San Marcos. (Which I love more than Austin but these girls, I swear. And the college station in San Marcos is amazing and the livestream is online. You should listen to it.)

The worst.

There’s a Tara in every college class. She never shuts up about how crazy she is.

Can’t tell if this is awesome, or the absolute worst. I think I might go with the absolute worst, though.

2005? Oh shit you guys, I’m from 10 years in the future and I have to tell you...shit gets worse. Take all of your money out of the market in 2007, you’ll thank me.