Well, if you're fucking someone in a relationship then you're certainly contributing to the destruction of that home, so while we may not like the term it certainly does fit. Sure, the person in the relationship has the bigger responsibility but at the end of the day if you knowingly fuck someone who is married or in…

Yep, his first wife was a kooky German artist whom he dumped after meeting Lisa Maria. Definitely a pattern. Wonder how long the new trick will last.

That is atrocious.

She has a history of cheating as well: Kenneth B, when he was married to Emma Thompson.

Yeah I'm really confused by all the surprise, I had thought they split up months ago and I am pretty sure I read it here....oh well, best to both of them, especially Helena! <3

Tim B totally gets custody. HBC only had him due to the connection.

Kyra Sedgwick & Kevin Bacon 4eva!

Eh, you know, I thought Lisa Marie and Tim Burton were the beacon of weird hope until he cheated on her with Helena and dumped her. So I don't doubt at all that he was stepping out on Helena, it seems to be a pattern with him.

So no mention of how she broke up his previous long term relationship?

Well duuuh, wasn't he seen on camera hooking up with some other woman!?!?!?!?

Wait, it's okay to humiliate your partner as long as your brand is "weird"?

I mean, this is the Gawkerverse. Gossip is a main dish here. He supposedly kept making out with his side pieces in public spaces even though it made her miserable. So open relationship, separate house was apparently not good enough for him. …

Tap water and rice.

Her own farts.

"Hos" and "rumored pieces"? That's what passes as commentary on X17 Online (whatever the fuck that is when it's at home)?

Wait—is Kylie the model or the one who dated Jaden Smith? Shit. I hate that I sort of care that I can't tell them apart.

She roasts the elf on the shelf. :-)

Please let me be the first by saying:

I have an old friend who lives and Hollywood and has a beautiful 10 month old. she is refusing all vaccinations for him. Logic doesn't work. She will not listen. But hey, she gave him a Tibetan blessed necklace that wards off evil, so it's all good, right? This is a privileged college educated woman. Her friends…

@Penny: I would rather watch the RHONJ reunion. THAT'S saying a lot!!

@LadyCoCo: because Brad is too busy being Hung Up On Jen to notice?