According to the internet, the traditional fifth anniversary gift was wood. And the modern is silverware. So here's some wooden silverware.

Alexia is a really different type of romance heroine: cerebral and passionate. Her preternatural status would almost seem to make sense for her to be an aesthetic, but she's in a deeply passionate romance and loves food. What was it like to write a character that is soulless, but still relatable?

I mean, I loved Shoot 'Em Up. But this whole repugnance of breast milk, even without the sex worker part just seems bizarre to me.

I haven't watched any of this season, but I just gotta ask: What's wrong with breast milk?

I never read Pride & Prejudice and Zombies. I didn't get the forced feeling. Yeah, I understand the stilted feeling, but I just sort of thought that was part of the world. Nineteenth century London was a fairly constrained world, right? Stiff upper lip and all.

It's not based on the Hans Christian Anderson story, but I loved She Creature http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0274659/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

Smurf sperm.

District 11 was agriculture.

Did you read the books? Did you not get that whole scene during Rue's death?

Is it just me, or does the last one look like something Ethan Allen would sell for $2,599 (shipping not included)

You can always tell a Milford Man.

Probably not. But wouldn't it be great if it did?

What about Dune? Excepting for Melange, I'm going to guess that it's mostly how humanity could turn out on a long enough time line. Bene Gesserit have the ability to manipulate people using the Voice, can control their bodies down to a microscopic level, can access memories from their mothers' sides. The Guild…

Why is it so dusty in here?!

I'm kind of freaked out by your immune system.

I never understood why people didn't like her. So yeah, Transformers was awful. There was a lot about it that was, and she wasn't responsible for all of it. But holy crap, Jennifer's Body was one of the best movies I saw that year.

Let's make that happen.

But it's not her heritage...

why would you want to? It's the only guard against the zombie hoards.

I'm asking for a friend.