If he doesn't show up in Iron Fist I'll be very disappointed.

If ever there was a time for an Agents of SHIELD crossover…

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Just finished episode 4 and it's getting better as it goes imo. I agree with Spy that the exposition of the pilot was a little clunky and it's kind of a weird structural decision that Luke's motivation is deferred until the end of episode 2 (though I get that we had to get to know SPOILER so their death would be…

But Johnny Haxalot remains at large.

Well, fairly pivotal. He's the one who steps up and organizes all the surviving heroes of Earth. He doesn't really come into the climax all that much but he's a huge part of the rising action. If they're going to replicate the plot at all in the film I suspect it'll be Loki who steps into that role.

The Luke Cage premiere is a bit methodical in its pacing, what with all the tablesetting it has to do about the relationships between the baddies and where Luke is in his life right now. There are only a couple spots where it actually drags, though, and overall it's buoyed by strong performances (especially Colter's),…

How's the cinematography?

True, but I think it's a different kind of dipshittery. I can understand getting flustered and not being able to think of who the absolute best answer is - the dipshittery there comes from his choice of criteria for who's best. If he actually doesn't know the names of any world leaders, that's a whole other level.

Teslas are pretty nice cars. But for all the breathless reportage on the goings-on at SpaceX you'd think they're the only player in the private space game, when they're one contractor among many.

Oh right, it'll have to go to Mars so it can keep giving Elon Musk invisible handjobs.

Marvel has a mini-empire on Netflix (which is worth more than CBS). While I continue to enjoy Agents of SHIELD, it's pretty clear that its original conception as a close companion to the films has largely failed. The network TV model just isn't a very good fit for a project like the MCU.

Oh did they put Mandy Moore and Milo Vermicellia in old-age makeup like I conjectured last week?

The charitable interpretation is that he was probably trying to think of a leader who's suitably Libertarian (so he could be #onbrand) and failing because libertarians suck ass at running countries.

Birth Of A Nation (2016) -> The Birth of a Nation (1915) -> The KKK -> David Duke -> Donald Trump

1) I wonder if this means that they want to have some sketches where Trump and Bill interact (since Hammond was playing both before).

I think I've figured out how they're picking hosts! My bold guess for the fourth episode is….

They're still playing coy about R&M. The best info we have is still Mr. Poopybutthole saying it would air sometime between October and April.

You mean Pearl/Holopearl?

2. I may dabble in numismatics but the New Taiwan Dollar seems like an obscure topic of conversation.
4. South Koreans I assume
7. I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more.
10. That's not a question, but Young Frankenstein
11. Longer or shorter than it actually does in almost all cases
14. The raw animal charisma…