Secretary of Foreheads Elijah Mundo

"Our institutions are under cyber-attack"

I'm surprised that Lester could ask Trump how he'd heal America's racial divide with a straight face.

"TRUMP 2016: OUR COUNTRY SHOULD BILK ARCHITECTS"

Jesus fucking christ the e-mail line just got applause. I'm fine with raising the voting age to 21 again you guys.

Oh and now he's doing the conspiracy theory about Janet Yellen! That'll sell in Peoria.

I think he just started reading bumper sticker slogans for a while there.

Donald missed the scene in The Big Short where Brad Pitt chastises them for dancing.

Trump's proud that his "tax cut" is the biggest since Ronald Reagan's ;)

He's very sniffy and just had the awkwardest reach for water since Marco Rubio so he's clearly got some sort of problem.

"You wanna go to Mexico or some other cunt-"

"Secretary Clinton, what do you intend to do about the juicejacking epidemic that's sweeping the nation?"

26 MILES MONTHS OF CAMPAIGNING

This is a weird episode of CSI: Cyber

The friend who builds plants! I remember him from that Late Night segment!

Lol Lester implying Trump has "policies".

Need to get the Cultural Credit.

And we just had a bunch of people shout "GARY JOHNSON". Fuck college students.

Holy shit there are a ton of people here. Like, more than the Fire Marshall would probably think advisable. Pizza was pretty good though.

But… free pizza.