He seems very versatile! I wonder if he could maybe take his cowboy skills to one of those spaceman serials - a space cowboy, if you will.

Y'all are making me really glad that my theater focuses more on Premium Large-Format (on which Beyond looked fantastic), than on 3D. Films never open 3D-only here - a blockbuster rollout usually occurs on three screens: 2D XL, 3D XL, and vanilla.

The title text is the best part.

41 minutes of him actually talking I believe.

Howard Dean just did the Howard Dean thing.

We got a YUUUUGE!

Redundancy with Bernie is not a bad thing since he's ending up delivering most of his speech after the East Coast largely stops watching.

MY PBS STATION IS DROWNING OUT BERNIE WITH AN EMERGENCY BROADCAST SYSTEM ALERT! THE EMERGENCY BROADCAST SYSTEM IS RIGGED HILLARY'S GOONS HAVE INFILTRATED WUCF

Bernie's gonna go beyond primetime.

A Melania ref, even a joke, would've been tacky. The best thing about the whole damn plagiarism mess is that nobody in the Democratic party had to say a thing while the circular firing squad of the Trump campaign did its thing.

John Oliver sighting! We're going for a Greendale Faculty Bingo!

Missed a chance to quote "You'll Be Back" tho

Baio Burn!

Chang We Can Believe In

The actual ERB experienced mission drift long before this assclown came along. I think they had the all-fictional Gandalf vs. Dumbledore inside of their first dozen episodes.

I'M TURNING INTO…. A TREE

Happy Christmas in July everyone! One year ago today I convinced some of you to watch and liveblog Rudolph and Frosty's Christmas In July

Yeah, we're on the same page here. The e-mails reveal nothing we didn't already know, and in fact confirm that much of the wilder speculation about collusion was off-base. I think what's happening is that various news outlets want to breathlessly report on what's essentially a non-story, and people who were…

I mean, wasn't it sort of expected that it would be a Deadshot movie when they cast Will fucking Smith as Deadshot? He's pretty much as big a name as the rest of the cast put together.

Florida city observations:
-Deltona is very homogeneous, with all different colored dots sprinkled around together. I assume that's because the street layout was so confusing that attempts at White Flight just got lost and ended up back where they started.