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Holy crap, big upset. That whole quadrant of the bracket is all fucked up now, with Son of Whyachi and Witch Doctor knocked out by low-seed challengers.

The institution by executive order of the Quadrant Jan Michael Vincent plan will cause an instant 100% decrease in crime.

"NASA may be headed for Mars, but this bot is headed straight for… URANUS" <3 u Faruq

Ray Billings is an excellent heel, and it sure helps that the bracket keeps having him beat up nice NASA people.

And Razorback just suplexed Ghost Raptor! GR sucks so much.

Hahaha Warhead just set CC completely on fire and then break-danced across the arena.

The RNC sucks. Everybody should watch BATTLEBOTS.

Ah I thought it might be an O'Neal but I looked at the front page and didn't see anything about Edrio Two Tubes, even though he should be at the top of every pop culture site. Clearly the AV Club should invest in a better artificially intelligent content funnel.

Is this from your Rick & Morty/Rogue One crossover fic?

His whole idea of foreign policy and trade policy is pure protection racket.

From my experience with cruises, they're all National Review cruises whether they're advertised as such or not.

You're right, that's too lawyerly. I should handle this like a CS student. If I were the Blue Fairy I would hardcode an exception that prints "nice try fucko" to the standard output and executes myNoseLength += myNoseIncrement/2;

NBC presents Chicago Grimm

He's just trying to weasel his way into contention as the GOP's 'sanity' candidate in 2020. I don't know how respectable that is, though it did take balls to use Trump's own convention (and go ~15 min over his allotted time to sneak into primetime coverage) as a platform for that. Kasich is, I think, the only one

"About to" is not well-defined. The fairy magic expands its definition to include the next time he tells an unambiguous lie, making the statement truthful and leaving his nose length unchanged in the immediate future.

Of course, otherwise it would've been super weird for Carly Fiorina to sing that little song about Cruz's children!

Mike Pence just said Trump defeated "sixteen talented opponents", which is the nicest thing anyone's ever said about Jim Gilmore.

Cool, I guess they managed to resolve the conflict with the filming of Mary Poppins Returns

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