Come on, you guys are just making Machado about something.

now i gotta go back and kill ganon in the tingle armor.

Shorter version: Buy United stock. It’ll go back up. There’s just not enough competition to have any real impact and the outrage will get refocused elsewhere soon enough, sadly.

Sobering, rub-salt-in-the-wound stats for Giants fans like me:

If only all game devs, or at least more of them, were half as good as Jeff.
Dude really tried his hardest to please the toughest crowd in the world.

Get me out of the gray and I’ll never err you again

Don’t you Errrr me.

Were you hoping for an in-game revelation that the hookshot was cut? Have you been anticipating the moment, 100 hours into Breath of the Wild, where Ganon looks at Link with a sinister smile and says, “There’s no hookshot!” Were you hoping to spend 400 hours uncovering every inch of Breath of the Wild’s massive world…

“Where’s Fahey, he used to eat these goddamned things?”

Um no, a signal light does not give the driver the right to cut in, drive through or turn into anything.

Hamilton Nolan

Hey Deadspin, you accidentally posted someone’s shitty Reddit comment as an article.

Except for the 1 mile run before and after that part, where it might be a good idea to wear shoes.

#feelthelacticacidbern

So...it’s Link pretending to be Luigi pretending to be Mario?