@okenny :) ...building bridges (to hide under): Real alcoholics don't drink fancy Martinis, they drink Kamchatka straight from the bottle.

@Robotronic: So you agree you didn't call shit then?

@Robotronic: Wow, I have a prediction for you: Someday the Sun will go out.

Does the NFC roll-0ut coincide with all citizens receiving RFID implants?

Just use a wide mug and less milk.

@RuckingFetard: The only reason I would switch from iOS would be for a sexy pure Android experience ala the Nexus One, this is blah. Wait another year....

@pz: Shouldn't it "just work"?

@Gary_7vn: Good old hot knife action. Takes me back...to last week.

@mind in rewind: iPhive

@ecobore: Dude, you're getting a Dell.

@Spoddy: That is a great name for my project at Cyberdyne Systems. Thanks.

@Go Vols!: Have you never watched 24? They hack at least a dozen nuclear/chemical/electrical plants a hours.

@Kajigger Me Timbers: I wonder why he's still alive.

@Niteman cometh: You've got to pay the troll toll to get into the boy's soul.

@Dezerus Richardson: Unless you're taking your spoonful of castor oil and doing 50 push-ups a night, I'd say we will all be gone by then. Don't know too many sub 10yr olds that read Giz.

@HardwareWars:1.21GW is all I need to fix this.

And the lunacy begins...

@noamjamski: By the time it comes out most tabs will be packing 1gb ram.

@Mecharine: You know they use them mainly on runways. Not people mr whimpy.

@Ryan_Long: I would have left it at that too. The Android inferiority complex raises its ugly head.