G’Morning, Beautiful Baby! Let’s talk skin care.

Opting for Apocalypse later.

Totally agree. The way it begins is the way it ends.

Little Miss TMT’s first and only pageant (run at Teen Colorado)

When I pointed it out to the hubs, his reply was “The size alone of the dog door says something about the size of the dog. Not to mention the dino size piles of sh*t. Nobody’s going to try to break in”. So far so good in our not so great neighborhood.

My 70 yr mother has a conceal and carry permit and happily tucks a deterrent in her purse when she leaves her house.

Large dog owner/lover/servant here—

Thank you for an entire spelling.

Obsess over something else. When I wait for tests, I usually establish a new LLC and website for something.....not profitable, but, definable time consuming. I now have 4.

Just tell yourself “Catira, who if not you”? Then tackle the worst item and work out of your hole.

Jezzies— I need a font. A font which says “friendly, stylish, timeless. No European bitch face” font for a hair studio. Not one for just clients—one for stylists. I’m throwing myself at your young, savvy, sassy feet.

ppphhhhffft. Light weight.

banal and idiotic is how most youngsters describe our words of wisdom. WhatEVER. Get off my sustainable greens.

I’ve lunched with a women who would slowly nudge a finished plate towards the edge of the table until it was taken. *tick tick tick*

Color coordinating is a way to keep attendants straight 20 years after the pre/post ceremonies. “OH—she was so-in-so’s niece, who filled in my cheap HS bff. And this one.....”.

Poor Charlie— he can’t pay enough for his baby mamas to go away.

“Do I have a small dick”—rejected ex

Jimmy “titters” Fallon. He’s thinks he’s very funny.

Mr. TMT and I were wed at the MGM chapel. Faxed in a request and had a beautiful day. The pictures from my first wedding cost more than the bundle in Vegas. Sin City is the way to go.

I’ve ran into giggling from older women. I did a quick poll at work and discovered I was the only woman over 40 still “getting the visit” when asking for an emergency tampon. “Aunt Flo” was a no show due to hysterectomy (3) and menopause (2). On several occasions (non emergency tampon related) I’ve been told how nice…